Thursday, June 18, 2009

Massachusetts!

Our flight to Juneau departs at 2:32 pm from Newark Intl airport. After one connection in Seattle we will arrive in Juneau at 9:32 pm (Note that there is a 5, count it 5, hour difference from ET to Alaska time). After one day of frantic prep and scouting, our kids will arrive!!

Staff training has been just as I remembered. We start at 6:45am and work nonstop until dinner, then fall into our tents at 11, not to move again for seven hours. It has rained all but two days since we've arrived, which has left our tents, sleeping bags, clothes, shoes and in my case an Amtrak boarding pass for my return trip, completely sodden. Also, after talking with folks who led trips in Alaska last year, I went and purchased a real raincoat. Apparently it rains pretty much nonstop all summer. The coat is bright turquoise blue, and I love it. I intend to purchase glaring yellow rubber rain pants in Juneau and look like a layered Slurpee.

Any time spent in the company of 120 high-achieving 18-27 year olds is bound to be excellent, and the past week has not disappointed. We've hiked the AT, played frisbee, given speeches, memorized information about our kids, and worked our tails off to prepare as fully as possible for the coming summer. Now, wet and tired, we are so excited to part ways and begin the summer's journey. In six weeks we will see all the friends we have made back in Willamstown and tell our stories of the summer.

Each night this week I have tried to write a journal entry to capture the essence of the Overland staff training, and each night I have fallen asleep and drooled on a blank page of my notebook. This entry, therefore, is a shallow representation at best. Maybe the slobber on the journal pages says all that needs to be said. With that, I bid you

Adieu!!


Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Juneau

*Click to enlarge

Having procrastinated all manner of packing until the day before my flight, I can be found on this 9th day of June running around like a headless duck (why let chickens have all the fun?) hastening to compile the necessary supplies for my Alaska excursion.

Alas, the "procrastinate" part of my nature is somewhat unfortunate for a venture of such magnitude. Yesterday my all-knowing father (the "all knowing" may be redundant as I have recently come to the realization that once you become a dad you automatically know everything) mentioned that it might be rainy in Juneau, something my Colorado-tuned cerebrum hadn't even considered. I looked it up, and yes, Juneau averages 90 inches of moisture each year (compared to a paltry 14 inches for Fort Collins). Thankfully, the driest months are June, July and August, so hopefully my trusty, although no longer fully waterproof, orange jacket will see me through.

I very dearly hope to update the blog after staff training, which produced enough material for a small novel last time, but I may not be able to find the time. I will surely post several entries from AK at different intervals at the very least.

Wish me luck, and may adventure find you!!


Friday, June 5, 2009

Desert Desserts

I've got Moab pegged--though I will admit a bit of luck goes a long way when one chooses to venture into rugged desert terrain on two wheels of mechanized confusion.

Our week in Utah was a smash success--six days of biking, gourmet cooking over a fire, swimming, hiking national parks, and afternoon naps for less than $200/person, all expenses included.

In honor of the venerable Rider Mel (author of our sometimes questionable guidebook) I have composed a list of things that ROCK and things that SUCK, according to us.

Things that ROCK:


Anything cooked on a fire, especially corn, steak, chicken legs, and marshmallows
Eating the aforementioned with your hands
Gnarly intimidating descents on which inspire fear of death
Shredding gnarly intimidating descents and cheating death yet again
Going fast (Speed is your friend!)
Barefoot night hikes
Perching on massive cliffs
Poison Spider, Amasa back, Kokopelli Down, Flat Pass, Slickrock, Schumann's Gulch
Not getting a single flat tire or breakdown in 100 hours combined riding!!!
Wicked technical ascents
Yelling battle cries when charging wicked technical ascents
Cramming 4 people, 4 bikes, and gear into, onto, and around an '02 Outback Sedan
Blasting Hip-Hop when rolling into the campground
99 cent cones at McDonalds
$1.09 cent cones that are twice as big
20 foot cliff jumps into a swimming hole
Zaks pizza
Singletrack!!!
The La Sals
Battle wounds from high-speed endoes
WANTING IT ALL!! (See playlist)


Things that SUCK:

High-speed endoes resulting in dirt-eating and facial scarring
Throwing Romaine lettuce onto hot coals
Black Widows the size of ping-pong balls
Bear cubs on the trail
Jeeps
Dirt bikes
Throwing other people's little brothers off ten foot drops into water
Troop 191
Rider Mel (that bastard!!!)
Riding in sand
Riding uphill in sand
Twenty year-old kids from the UK who sit in the pub all day
Losing "the stoke"
Sweaty old men who ride slow
Fat guys who act surprised when Mads and Nat throw down on burly ascents
Portal trail
Hike-a-bike